Travel

And we are back once again with the next part of my Greek adventurelet. This is a very small thread in regards to the last ones. Not a great deal happened this day. We were pretty fucking worn out from the mega touristing we had done the days before and we had more mega tourism planned for the following day, so we mostly took it easy.

After a lengthy sleep in, we wandered over to the section of the old town castle that we had explored a few days prior in the dark, resolved to give it a proper look with the sun shining.
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You thought I was going to post part 4 and wait another month, didn’t you?

HAH! I mock your stupidity as we begin part motherfucking 5. We sprung out of bed to eat a swift breakfast. The day before we had caught a flight from Athens to Rhodes and on the way, we were given chocolate filled croissants. During the flight we were not hungry, so we decided to save them for today’s quick breakfast. I had forgotten they were in the bag, and placed the clothes bag on top of it while changing.

After a night of compression, we opened the factory sealed packages and ate delicious flatssants.
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Hullo thar nobody.

Its been a rather long gap between part 3 and this, but ive been all busy and shit. So fuck you, who are you to judge me?

This will be a shorter megathread than the others as it was spent mostly in transit from one place to another. Lets see if I can remember everything with pinpoint detail as we describe my morning....

We awoke from our beds, unwillingly early, to the morning bustle of the town. Athens is a noisy city, with lots of shouting from balcony to balcony and and endless symphony of car horns. It makes sleeping in something of a chore.
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Day 3 in Greece.

We wake up early as shit in the morning and I feel fucking terrible. My stomach is doing its best impersonation of a tumble dryer, in what I surmise to be the result of either over eating, mild food poisoning or both.
Thanks a fucking lot Greece. Leaving the others on the island, the woman and I caught a taxi to the airport. I mentioned to the driver that I was about as liable to puke all over the back of his head as I was so shit myself all over his car. I suggested that I would pay him an extra 10 euros to get there as soon as possible. Seeing as it was 4:30am, road rules were all toggled to “off” and we made it there, swerving across empty, multi lane roads at breakneck speeds, in record setting time.

We had a flight to catch to Athens!
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Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

Please step into my office. I would like to talk to you for a while about my second day in Greece....


As I mentioned in my first post – It was hot. After migrating from a 5C to 10C environment, to the 30C to 40C environment in Greece, we were having enough trouble to keep from just passing out due to heatstroke, during the day, let alone attempting to SLEEP at night. Needless to say, sleep was impossible, made all the more worse due to the magnificent taunting of the hotel staff.
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Yep. Its holiday time again.

This time our destination is Greece; Beginning with the historic and recently popular island of Rhodes (Or Rodos to the locals). Also worth noting before the tale begins in earnest is that the woman and I were not alone this time. The woman's mother, sister in law and her 2 young children were coming along. Of course, I wanted nothing to do with them whatsoever and they were left mostly to their own devices, while I marched on in my typically adventurous and devilishly handsome way, towards more interesting things. ...