Published on 14th-October-2011 09:25 PM
Gears of war 3.
The series that intrigued me enough to pull me away from my devout following of PC gaming and turned me into a console faggot, has come to an apparent “close” (yeah like anyone fucking believes that shit Cliffy…) with this 3rd installment. As a forewarning, this review presumes a familiarity with the Gears series. If you are unfamiliar with the series, imagine a sped up montage of a bunch of big macho men taking to lizard men with chainsaws while running around pointlessly from one location to another, vaulting back and forth over 3 foot walls in a 3rd person perspective to the Nyan cat song. Yeah…. Just TRY and get that out of your head. I dare you.