Mass Immolation

I made a forum post about it, but this is my goddamned webpage and ill make a vanity post on the front page if i damned well choose to!

So, as the title says, ive just recently ...

Day 4.

The final full day in Paris.
We are up earlier than any day before, as I have a plan to squeeze at least 2 major attractions into the same day that are on opposite sides of Paris
We climbed into the morning train. Its Saturday morning and there is still vomit, piss and rubbish everywhere in the metro trains and tunnels from the night before, but this does not deter us. We arrive at our first destination for the day – The catacombs of Paris
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Day 2 in Paris

I am awakened early to the faint sounds of screams, squealing and horror. I listen closely to what sounds like the subsequent beating and rape of a 9 year old girl..... Then my girlfriend clicks on the TV and the sounds from my cathode ray tube merge with the muffled sounds from my wall. Fucking French cartoons.
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Gears of war 3.

The series that intrigued me enough to pull me away from my devout following of PC gaming and turned me into a console faggot, has come to an apparent “close” (yeah like anyone fucking believes that shit Cliffy…) with this 3rd installment. As a forewarning, this review presumes a familiarity with the Gears series. If you are unfamiliar with the series, imagine a sped up montage of a bunch of big macho men taking to lizard men with chainsaws while running around pointlessly from one location to another, vaulting back and forth over 3 foot walls in a 3rd person perspective to the Nyan cat song. Yeah…. Just TRY and get that out of your head. I dare you.
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