Mass Immolation

The outrageously lengthily titled game referred to by some as “Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing Featuring Banjo Kazooie”, (Or by those who know it by the name whispered erotically into its ear as you take it from behind in a manly, yet tender fashion, the anagram of its former title; “A Kit Of Strong Slangs Oozing Cabana Area Islander Juice”) is a kart racer released last year that I picked up from ye old bargain bin and was pleasantly surprised.

In short, it’s a Mario kart style racer with amazing graphics, sense of speed and interesting troll weaponry.
It is great fun and shits all over the latest Mario kart games for the Wii (which sucked by the way) and we well worth 20 bucks.

Now that ive got that bullshti out of the way, im not going to make some faggot regular guy style ...